BEWARE! BEWARE!

This Friday is FRIDAY THE TWELFTH PLUS ONE (that number, you know, the one with the ONE and the THREE)

Friday the Twelfth Plus One

The most Godawful day as it were

Is upon us again, that's for sure

I'll quake in my bed

Covers over my head

'Til the black cloud has passed I won't stir

NO SIR!